Everything You Need To Know About The H&M Balmain Launch

Everyone it’s here!! Well almost….the long awaited launch of the Balmain H&M collection. And WE have taken the time to “put you up on G (that would be game for those that don’t know lol).

Before we lay down all the RULES (yes there are RULES like dude wtf)! The collection overall reminds me of the 80’s hit show “Dynasty”. Not that I’m saying the collection is not dope ….pause before you send me to the stakes to be beheaded…..the collection is very reminiscent of that “Rich Bitch” I eat “Bon Bon’s” and spend “Daddy’s” (whether a husband or actual father lol) money ALLDAY (Yeezus voice). Which is TOTALLY what Dynasty was about!

*Just a few references for those in doubt*

Moving along….THE RULES….

The rules you should be most informed of are as follows:

The carnage begins at 8am EST
You are ONLY allowed two items per purchase!!

Are they kidding me!!!!! Only two pieces!!! However; it may be a way to combat the “poachers” lurking to scoop up all merchandise and “unload” it on eBay for an exuberantly inflated cost!

Overall; I die a million fashionable deaths for this collection. Here are a few of our fav pieces! Enjoy and send pics if your lucky enough to snag a few before the vultures “fuck the game up” and ruin the fun!